Adrian is an obnoxious nineteen year old who you hate yourself for liking. He is the guy who always does whatever someone dares him.

He ain't the sharpest knife in the rack, but knows how to make everyone laugh and for this reason alone girls are drawn to him. He's known Nicole for a long time but sometimes wishes that they weren't "just friends". He's a little intimidated by Harold, but recognizes that fewer people fuck with him when he's around.

Adrian likes to party and actually enjoys the act of vomiting after drinking too much, "as long as you've eaten the right thing before." He's an honorable guy who you have to push pretty far to get a rise from, but all that humors gotta be masking something.

His parents are together, but he wishes they weren't. It's not that they are so awful, but they just never seem to be happy. He suspects that his father cheats on his mother, but knows his mother would never confront him about it.

He has two older brothers who he considers meatheads and since he doesn't like hockey there isn't a whole lot he has to say to them. They've continued to kick his ass long after annoying the little brother was a cute thing and now he makes no attempt to socialize with them.

He hates cats because they are controlled by the devil.

He wishes Kirsten Dunst was his girlfriend.